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27 things that will happen when the millennial generation organizes the Christmas Eve dinner

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Someday it will happen. The years will pass and the millennials will ceaseto be that generation of people who fill the bars before and after the Christmas Eve dinner and we will become responsible, the hosts, the patriarchs of that annual family reunion. We have done an exercise of reflection imagination about the moment that happens, the dreaded day when we millennials have to take care of the organization of the dinner and we have started to tremble.

1. There will be no dinner on the 24th. We will replace it with a brunch on Christmas day.

Brunch

2. A brunch in which the menu will be… well, millennial . Yes, avocado everywhere.

Avocado

3. Who wants a traditional Christmas appetizer and can eat sushi with kale? WHO?

Sushi

4. O turkey with chía. Or ramen. Ramen at Christmas. Kill us

Ramen

5. Eye, that organizing this menu is a challenge. That cousin Gael is vegan.

Vegan1

6. His sister, Luna, ovo-lacto-vegetarian.

Vegan

7. The other cousin, Enzo, crudívoro.

Jared

8. And Aunt Valentina made us flexitarian in a yoga retreat.

God

9. So we can only resort to the one thing that unites all good millennials: the taste for vintage.

Yes

10. The spun egg will return.

Young boys

11. The prawns cocktail in a pineapple (is there anything more millennial than pineapples?).

Pineapple

12. And the cake with whiskey. With trickle.

Whiskey

13. We can also use a Christmas JustEat. Minimum order: a turkey.

Turkey

14. Let’s talk about the dress code. This will be history:

Tuxedo

15. And all, absolutely ALL, will wear an ugly sweater :

Ugly

16. Because, if we say it in English, we forget that we wear an ugly sweater:

Ugly

17. It will no longer be essential the tree or the nativity scene or the espumillón, only the photocall for Instagram

Selfie

18. And nothing of George Michael or Mariah Carey to the beat of Last Christmas . Millennial Christmas will have its own Carol Coachella.

Coachella

19. The cuñadismo will end. The political situation in Catalonia will no longer be discussed at the table (well) or how the feminists are getting mad (very very well).

Say

20. On millennial poinsettias you will hear phrases like “And what do you think about Pantone color next year?”

que

21. Or «Have you seen the last tattoo of the grandmother?»

Tattoos

22. And we will not have time to get up from the table before our family creates all kinds of memes

Meme

23. But that nobody thinks that everything will be bad news. With the millennials will come the end of the Christmas matriarchy.

Mother

24. Because, or tasks are distributed, or here do not eat / dinner / bruncheanobody

Distribution

25. And it is that many things can change. The millennials can live in the most unexpected places in the world…

Travel

26. But Christmas will still be a good excuse to go home

return

27. And, as always, celebrate all together

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