Fox Animation Studios found in the urban legend about the heir of the Romanovs her perfect No-Disney Princess. She was kind, intelligent and had a pompous dance scene. What else do we want? All Internet is clamoring for its position in the Pavilion of the Princesses.
Like Pocahontas, who is not a princess but the thread of the leader of the indigenous people slaughtered by whites, Neytiri of ‘Avatar’ could be considered Disney Princess. In fact, when it coincides with Pocahontas, they are sure to have a conversation like, “Wow, aunt, it has happened EXACTLY THE SAME, how can it be?”.
Feminist icon since 1987, Lisa Simpson will be the Disney Princess with the highest IQ that will remind girls (and their peers) that it is more important to study than to have a nice dress and a romantic plot. And yes, we propose Maggie Simpson too.
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And if we propose Lisa Simpson, we also have to do justice to other FOX animated characters, such as the girls from ‘Bob’s Burgers’,
Tina and Louise Belcher.
And, of course, with Leela from ‘Futurama’. The first one-eyed mutant princess, who pilots a spaceship and never had to be rescued by Fry and Bender in the entire series.
Have we talked about spaceships? We need Ellen Ripley joining the Disney Princesses. In fact, we demand a new franchise of films starring Princesses in which Ellen, Mérida and Mulán team up in the ‘Avengers’ style (but mola more).
We also need Disney Princesses that can deal with extraterrestrial forces and, off screen, demand salaries matched to those of their co-stars. Dana Scully is necessary.
Cornelia of the saga ‘The Planet of the Apes’, as a member of the primate royal family, could be another interesting signing for the Disney Princesses, but it is complicated. Neither Nala from ‘The Lion King’ nor Lady Marian from ‘Robin Hood’, despite possessing noble titles, have been accepted into the Pavilion of the Princesses for being animals.