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[INOCENTED] It is confirmed: Felipe VI is Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin

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Update (12-29-2017): This is a joke news on the day of the Holy Innocents on December 28.
Felipe VI is Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin
Felipe VI is Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin

We have been days of rumors but it has finally been confirmed. The creator of Bitcoin, the shrewd and anonymous Satoshi Nakamoto is not in remote mountains and distant deserts. It is, neither more nor less, than Felipe VI, the King of Spain.

The creation of Bitcoin obeys a long plan to solve the main problems of Spain. The first is the economic, with a brutal debt and a pressure of pensions that will accentuate the problem even more. However, the creator of Bitcoin still owns almost one million Bitcoin, which depending on its price can be used to cancel a large part of the debt of Spain or to have a good reserve fund for pensions.

Felipe VI’s plan was clear when he began his project there at the end of the last decade: Spain was not a monarchist but Juancarlista, and he would win over the people by solving his big problems. The first was economic and that is why he created Bitcoin, expecting a big return. It may also be behind other cryptocurrencies.

In a few days the donation of all your Bitcoin will be confirmed to the State coffers in order to alleviate the debt burden and be able to dedicate resources where they are needed. A master plan!

Other problems of Spain

But not all of Spain’s problems are economic. Felipe VI has other projects under way to solve what he complains about our country, those problems that have been entrenched for years and are being solved with master moves of our monarch.

What about the global irrelevance of the EU, which affects Spain? Nothing, since Felipe VI is the architect, and not Putin, as they say, of Trump’s victory in the United States. Gibraltar? Let’s see why you think you won in Brexit… simply to put the United Kingdom in a worse position where the territory had to give way to Spain.

Felipe’s last move is the creation of Tabarnia to destabilize and leave the independence movement without arguments. Everything that the politicians have not been able to solve is resolved by Felipe VI on the basis of social networks. How easy-going!

Of course, if all the plans go well, people will forget about being Juancarlistas and they will become Felipistas and the Republicans will have to take off their hats before such complex plans and so well executed.

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